Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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