I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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