You're completely useless in the revolution.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Small penises have feelings too.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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