I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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