Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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