I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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