your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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