i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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