all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We are two peas in an std pod
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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