The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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