I can tuck mytits in my pants
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I love you.
Bad choice
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