I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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