Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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