In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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