I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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