I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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