Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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