evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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