So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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