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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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