Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
thus making me awesome and them whores
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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