Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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