Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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