on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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