I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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