Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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