Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
