discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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