You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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