i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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