We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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