This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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