i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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