She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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