apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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