just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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