So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
two words...techno handjob
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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