Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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