brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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