For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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