Porn is love you can see.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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