i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize