Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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