So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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