Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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