Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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