Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
