I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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