the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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