week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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