I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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