do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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