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(503): View more from Oregon

At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

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I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.

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(323): View more from California

All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.

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