ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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