How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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