i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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