People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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